A man tells his doctor about his wife’s poor hearing.

In order to determine the level of hearing damage, the doctor tells the man to ask his wife something from 15 feet away, Moving 5 feet closer and trying again if she doesn’t respond, until she responds.

The man then goes home and sees that his wife is cooking.

He stands 15 feet behind his wife and asks,

“Whats for dinner?”

No response.

So he moves 5 feet forwards, and asks again,

“Whats for dinner?”

Still no response.

The man moves forwards again, until he is only 5 feet from his wife.

“Whats for dinner?”

The wife turns around and shouts,

“For the third fucking time, Beef stew.”

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