A man stands up in court to hear his sentence…

Judge: “For killing you wife with a hammer…” A man in the crowd: “You fucking bastard!” The judge continues: “… and for killing your daughter with a hammer…” The man in the crowd again: “You fucking bastard!” Judge: “Sir, I know this is a heinous crime, but I am going to have to ask you to be quiet or else you will be expelled from this court room.” Man: “You fucking bastard! When I asked you if I could borrow your hammer you said you didn’t have one!”

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