A man sneezes on a plane. He takes his dick out and wipes it non-chalantly before putting it away and goes back to reading his book. His female seatmate notices but doesn’t want to say anything
5 minutes later he sneezes once more. Again, he pulls his dick out, wipes it clean and puts it back. He goes back to his book. This time, the woman feels the need to speak up.
“Excuse me, sir” she says angrily. “Can you please stop taking your dick out every time you sneeze? That’s disgusting!”
“Oh sorry” the man replies. “I have a condition where every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”
“Crickey! What do you take for that?” The woman responds