The driver screams and loses control of the car causing it to veer off the road, narrowly missing a group of people and comes to a stop just before hitting a shop window.
For a moment , everything goes quiet in the taxi, then the driver says, “Oi mate, don’t do anything like that again. You scared the crap out of me!”
The passenger apologises and says “I didn’t realise a little tap would scare you so much.”
The driver replies, “I’m sorry, it’s just today is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 30 years.”