A man sits next to a pretty woman on an airplane. While they’re in the air he makes conversation…

… “so where are you flying to”? He asks.

im going to a nymphomaniacs’ convention

“Really” he says

yes, I’m a teacher there… I teach about sex

“Interesting” he says

im doing a lecture about sexual stereotypes… for instance, everybody always says that black men have the biggest penises, but that ain’t true… it turns out that Jews have the biggest penis of any demographic

“Interesting”!

and everybody says that Latin men make the best lovers. But it turns out that the most passionate men are Native Americans! But wait, I’m telling you all this and we haven’t even introduced ourselves… I don’t even know your name

“Tonto” he says, shaking her hand. “Tonto Goldstein”

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