A man sits in a bar with a very nice watch.

Suddenly a woman comes to him and says:”You really have a nice watch!”

“Yes, it is.” He says. “I can watch TV on it, surf the internet, there’s a dedicated dictionary on it, I can phone with it and I can see that you are not wearing any underwear.”

The woman looks at him puzzled and says: “But I do have underwear on.”

The man replies: “Oh damn, my watch is one hour ahead again!”

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