A man shows up to work with two black eyes.

His boss noticing the pair of matching black eyes decides to pull him aside and ask him what happened.

“Jesus Dave, how did that happen?”

“Well Bill… There was a woman standing in line at the grocery store with her sundress wedged in her ass crack. So I pulled it out and she blacked my left eye.”

His boss gave him a concern look before asking further, “Well what about the other black eye.”

“Oh that one I got for tucking it back in.”

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