The ad reads “Guaranteed program to help you get fit!”
The man thinks to himself “you know, I can stand to lose a few pounds” and calls the number. A man answers the phone and says “thank you for contacting us. We offer 3 plans. The first is our lightest plan and the third is our most intensive.” The man asks for the first.
The next day he wakes to a knock on his door. Standing outside is a gorgeous girl with a great body wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign hung from her neck that says “If you can catch me, you can have me.” So he immediately starts chasing her and after a few weeks he catches her.
He calls the company again and tells the man “I’ve never felt better in my life. I’d like to upgrade to the next plan please” and sure enough the next day there is a knock on his door. This time there are 2 even hotter girls wearing only running shoes and signs that say “if you can catch us, you can have us.” He immediately begins chasing them and after a few weeks manages to catch both of them.
Thrilled by the last few weeks has has had, he calls the man again and says “I’ve never felt better in my life. I’d like to start the next plan as soon as possible!”
The next day there is a knock on his door. There stands Kevin Spacey wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign that says “If I can catch you, I can have you!”