He asks, “Excuse me, can I bite your tits for a thousand dollars?” She says, “Hell yea!” So they go to a secluded corner, and she opens her blouse. The man puts his face in her tits for nearly five minutes. Eventually the lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?” He says, “Nah, it’s too expensive.”
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