A man saw a sign in a yard that said “Talking dog for sale $10”

He laughs and says “Yeah right, I gotta check this out”. He knocks on the door and an old man answers. The guy says “I saw the sign for the talking dog for sale”. Old man says “Yep, he’s out back”. They walk around to the back and the old man leads the guy to the fenced in area where the dog is sleeping. The guy asks, “He really talks, huh?” The old man bangs on the fence and screams “Wake up idiot, someone’s here to see ya”. The dog wakes up and walks over to them and sees the guy standing there. The dog says “Hey there, how are ya?” The guy is shocked and says “Holy shit, you can really talk! How the hell is that possible?” The dog say “Well when I was born the government put a chip in my brain to make me smarter and give me the ability to talk. They used me for many covert operations all over the world. I helped take down some of the worst criminals ever. I even helped take down Sadam Hussein”. The guy is stunned. He says to the old man “This dog is amazing! How could you sell him for 10 bucks?” The old man says “Cuz he’s a dam liar, he didn’t do any of that shit!”

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