A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, ‘Martha, pack up your things!

I just won the Lottery!’

Martha shouts back, ‘Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?’

The man replies, ‘I don’t care, just as long as you’re out of the house by noon!’

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