A man living in the Soviet union is queuing up for bread…

when he gets to the front he is told there is none left.

Annoyed, the man goes on a tirade, complaining about the poor conditions and the incompetence of the government.

A soldier, hearing this, says to him, “you better be careful. In the old days it would have been…”, the soldier points his gun at the man’s head, “…bang!”

The man apologises and shuffles off. When he gets back home his wife asks him, “husband, your hands are empty! Have they run out of bread again?”

To which the man replies, “it’s even worse than that. They’ve run out of bullets!”

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