A man is walking through a field full of honeysuckles.

As he walks he deliberately smashes evey honeysuckle in his path with his foot.

A moment later a voice booms from the heavens, “Don’t smash the honeysuckles. If you stop destroying the honeysuckles, I’ll give you all the honey you could ever want for the rest of your life.”

The man looks up and says, “Where were you when I was in the pussy willows?”

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