A man is walking down the street when he is approached by a prostitute…

… “For $200, I’ll perform any act for you,” she tells him, “provided that you can describe the act in three words.” The man thinks about the offer for less than a moment and gives the woman $200. “OK, tell me what you want me to do, but remember, only in three words,” she tells him. The man, who has been quiet throughout the exchange says, “Paint my house.”

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