A man is walking along the street when he sees a ladder…

… stretching well up in the clouds. Being the adventurous type, Harry begins to climb.

After a short while he stops at a cloud and sees a large, ugly looking woman lying there.

“Take me now or climb the ladder to success,” she said.

He decided that he was definitely not drunk enough for this so he continued climbing.

Soon after he saw another woman lying on the cloud, this time slightly thinner and with average looks.

“Take me now or climb the ladder to success,” she said.

Noticing the pattern, Harry climbs further and sees an attractive woman with a good figure.

“Take me now or climb the ladder to success,” she said.

Getting excited, he continued climbing. On the next cloud was the most stunning woman he had ever seen – perfect body, slim curves, full set of gorgeous breasts – the lot.

“Fuck me now or climb the ladder to success,” she breathed seductively.

Despite the beauty of this woman, Harry’s greed got the better of him and he continues climbing.

“The next one will have to be Aphrodite or the like,” he thinks to himself.

Suddenly a latch locks behind Harry and he is trapped inside a dark room. An enormous 6 ft 5, 120kg biker-looking bloke with a full set of tattoos and a great bushy beard stands up and starts walking towards him menacingly.

“Who the fuck are you?!” Harry asks. The man grins and replies “I’m Cess.”

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