A man is trying to water his garden.

However, when he aims his hose, instead of water coming out, he hears a voice saying “Piss in my mouth”.

He keeps trying, but whatever he tries, he just hears more out of the hose. “Mmm, oh yeah, pee all over my face, get it in my mouth, oh yeah.”

This is ridiculous, he thinks. I just want to water my garden.

But, every time he tries, the same thing happens. “Ooh yeah, all over my face, do a big piss all over me.”

Eventually he goes back to the coiled hose and examines it, and figures out the problem. The hose has a kink in it.

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