A man is trying to sell a talking dog to another guy. The prospective buyer is obviously skeptical. The seller says “I can prove it. Dog, what kind of car does that man drive?”
The dog says “That is a 2004 Honda Accord”
The man is blown away. He gladly buys the dog for $50
That night, he takes the dog to a bar and announces “Come outside and see my talking dog. I will bet any of you $10 that he can talk”
Several patrons follow him outside. He says to the dog “Dog, what kind of car is that?” The dog sits silent. The man asks again, but nothing. The few people start laughing at the man and take their $10 apiece and go back inside.
The man yells at the dog “What the hell was that? I just lost $40”
The dog says “Calm down you idiot, just imagine how many people are going to take you up on the bet when we stop by tomorrow night!”