Another man walks up to him and asks, “Why are you smoking two cigarettes?”
He replies: “I’m smoking one for myself and one for my brother, he is in a no-smoking prison.”
Satisfied with the answer, the man walks away.
A few days pass and he sees the same man at the park, but he’s only smoking one cigarette.
Excited, he goes up to the man and asks, “Did your brother get out of prison? You are only smoking one cigarette.”
He replies: “No, I quit smoking.”