A man is sitting alone at a bar when he hears a quiet whisper right next to him.

Seemingly out of nowhere, he hears, quietly but clearly, “Wow, you’ve got really great hair!” Confused, the man looks around for a moment and sees nobody else around him and concludes that he must be hearing things.

After sitting drinking his beer and snacking on some nuts at the bar for a while, he again hears something. “My word, it looks like you’ve really been working out too!” Certain that he heard something, he looks around again and finds nobody nearby.

By now he’s becoming a bit concerned and quickly downs the rest of his beer as he begins to question his sanity. As he goes to signal to the bartender to get a refill, another whisper comes out of seemingly thin air, “Don’t worry, you’re fine! In fact you seem to have quite the keen intellect!”

With a final quick glance around him the man again sees that there’s nobody who could be saying these things. The bartender comes over and sees the confused look on the man’s face and asks if he’s alright.

The man replies, “I think I’m going crazy! I keep hearing something saying random nice things to me but nobody else has been anywhere near me!”

Upon hearing this, the bartender smiles and tells him, “You’re fine! And certainly not going crazy. It’s the nuts, they’re complimentary!”

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