A man is showing off his new flat to a friend one night

As he leads the way into the bedroom his friend notices a huge gong on the wall.

“What’s that for?” asks his guest

“Oh, that’s the speaking clock” replied the man, “listen…” and with that he pounds the gong with a rubber mallet.

“For fuck’s sake!” screams a voice through the wall. “it’s ten past one in the fucking morning!!”

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