A man is resting on a Saturday when his wife comes in, wakes him up and tells him she needs laundry detergent. He reluctantly gets up, gets dressed and exits his apartment on the 10th floor. He presses the elevator button only to find out it’s broken, he goes down the stairs and goes to the supermarket next door. He goes to the clerk, and says: “give me some laundry detergent” Clerk: “what brand?” Man: “any brand, I don’t care” Clerk: “No sorry I can’t, it might break your washing machine. Please ask your wife what brand and come back” So the man reluctantly goes back 10 stories up the stairs and asks his wife, she says: “Tide”. So goes back down the stair, approaches the clerk and says: “give me some Tide laundry detergent.” Clerk: “capsules, liquid, or powder?” Man: “anything, I don’t care” Clerk: “No sorry I can’t, it might break your washing machine. Please ask your wife what brand and come back” So the man goes back up the stairs and on his way he sees his neighbor dragging a toilet down the stairs, he’s intrigued so he follows him. The neighbor struggles with dragging it down the stairs, and eventually succeeds in dragging it all the way to that store. The man is following him all the time. The neighbor approaches the clerk with the toilet and yells: “LOOK! HERE’S MY ASS AND HERE’S THE TOILET, GIVE ME SOME GODDAMN TOILET PAPER!!”
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