A man is queuing at the five items or less checkout. The girl in front of him turns around and looks at his basket. He has a four pack of Heineken and an Indian meal for one. She smiles at him. He looks in her basket and sees a small bottle of wine and a Chinese meal for one. He says to her “You’re single aren’t you?” She gives a girly giggle and says “yes, how did you know?” The man replies “cause you’re an ugly cunt”.