A man is driving recklessly on the highway. A cop sees him me pulls him over. The officer asks the man to step outside of his vehicle and then asks for him to pee into a cup. The man replies ” I can’t do that I’m diabetic, my blood sugar will get to low” The officer then asks the man to blow into a breathalyzer to which he replies “I can’t do that I’m n asthmatic, if I do that I won’t be able to breathe” The officer then asks the man to recite his abc’s backwards which he can’t do because he does not know how to read and write. The officer finally asks the man to walk straight on a white line. The man replies ” I can’t do that either” ” why not?” The officer asks. “Because I’m drunk”
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