when his wife calls him. He picks up and asks what the matter is. She says, “I want you to be careful honey, I heard on the radio there’s a lunatic barreling down the highway going the wrong way.” He replies, “it’s much worse than that, there’s hundreds of them
- What do you call the bouncer at a gay bar?
- My girlfriend asked me if I had ever I peed in the shower. I said “yes, twice, but they were both accidents”