A man is crossing a busy road when he’s hit by a red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red Lorry, yellow, lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry and finally another red lorry.
Later that day a younge police officer knocks on the door of the man’s wife to inform her of the news
Wife – “officer what is it?”
Officer – “your husband was in a terrible accident”
Wife – “oh no what happened”
Officer “ma’am there’s no easy way to say this”