A man in his brand new car stops by his friends who were waiting for the bus.
His friends didn’t know he had this car and ask him how he got it.
“So I was trying to get a lift, at the fuel station, and all of a sudden this absolute masterpiece of a girl stops by. You know, long blonde hair, big tits and everything.
Having driven for over half an hour, she told me she was getting a bit tired and we decided to have a walk in the woods. Before we had walked a single mile, she said it was quite hot, took off all her clothes, laid down in the grass and said, “baby, you can have anything you want!”
So I had a look at all of her clothes, but they weren’t quite my size, and decided to take the car.”
submitted by /u/Jan_Laan