A man hears a knock at the door late at night. He goes downstairs and answers it. There’s a man stood there, and he said “Hi mate, is there any chance you can give me a push?” The homeowner said angrily, “Do you know what time it is? It’s nearly 3:00, I’ve got to be up for work in 2 hours, now piss off!” and slams the door. He went back up to bed. His wife asked who was at the door, he said “Some idiot wanting a push! I told him to do one.” His wife said “why?! Remember that time we broke down and that couple stopped and helped us? We’d have been stranded if it wasn’t for them. Now go down and help the poor man!” So he got up and went to the front door. It was dark and he couldn’t see anything. He shouted “Hey mate, are you still there?” “Yes I am.” The guy replied.
“Where are you?” He asked…..
“I’m over here on the swing.”