The doctor is very surprised at this. “Are you sure?!”
“Yes,” said the man. “I’ve thought about it, long and hard, and I’ve decided I want to do it.”
“But are you sure you’ve thought this through?!” the doctor continued. “This will have a huge impact on important aspects of your life in ways that can’t be reversed!”
“I’ve thought it through and you’re not going to change my mind,” the man said. “Now castrate me or I’ll find another doctor.”
Some time later, the surgery is performed. When walking down the hallway to his room one day, he of course has to spread his hips wide to protect the tender area. On the way, he meets another man who was walking in the same way as him.
“Have you had the same surgery I have?” he asked.
“Yes,” said the other man. “But it was worth it. I’ve always wanted to be circumcised.”
The first man yells, “Fuck! THAT was the word!!”