Wife is surprised because the man was employee of the month for 10 months in a row.
She asks “What happened?”
“I got fired for putting my penis in the potato cutter. It’s been a dream of mine, and I couldn’t resist it anymore”, the man replied.
The wife, even more surprised after hearing what happened, asked if everything is okay with his penis.
“Yes everything is fine with the penis”, he replied.
“What about the potato cutter?” she asked.
“She got fired as well.”