A man gets stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.

Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?

Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish

Warden: your pet fish? How’s that?

Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about a half hour, and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.

Warden: well that’s just a crock of lies!!

Man: here, I’ll show you… (releases the fish into the lake).

Warden: well this I gotta see!! (5 minutes later…)

Warden: well??

Man: what?

Warden: the fish!! Where’s your pet fish??

Man: what fish??

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