He enters inside the machine, gets cheered by his colleagues and promised great recognisement; since the mission is very dangerous ,he’s gonna be a national Hero! The machine starts ,he sees dark for a bit and there it is , in front of Adolf Hitler’s room. He opens the door and sees a young man ready to participate to ww1, The time traveller knows that he has few time before being sent back ( or forward) to the future. He takes a long breath, enters the room , takes his gun and shoots the young man in the head fur times, steal something to simulate a mugging ang gets sent back. He happily runs to his colleagues and says : “I did it, I killed Adolf Hitler!” . A colleague says perplexed: “Why the fuck did you used the time machine and who the fuck is Hitler”?
- Two Mexicans are riding along the Pacific Coast Highway on the way to Mexico on a motorbike. They experience a break down and start to hitch a ride. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can be of some help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift.
- This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in a tree near his house