A man gets home from work very disgruntled, his wife asks “What is the matter?” (Man) “I got fired from the factory today.” (Wife) “Oh honey you poor thing, what did you do now?” (Man) “I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer.” Wife *Looks down at his johnson* “What happened to the pickle slicer…?”

She was fired too.

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