A man decides to get a tattoo. As he is getting married, he decides to get a tattoo of his wife’s name, Wendy, on his dick.
He gets it tattooed when hard, so when he is soft, it only says ‘Wy’.
They get married and go to honeymoon in Jamaica. While there, they go to a restaurant. At one point, the man goes to the bathroom. While pissing, he sees that the man next to him has ‘Wy’ tattooed on his dick.
He asks him if he, too, tattooed ‘Wendy’ on his dick.
‘No’ says the man. ‘Mine says:’ Welcome to Jamaica. Please enjoy your stay”