A man gets a phone call from his wife’s doctor

Doctor: sir, we’ve narrowed your wife’s illness down to two things. She either has Alzheimer’s or AIDS.

Man: Well how are we supposed to know which?

Doctor: Take her for a drive, drop her off 30 minutes from your house and if she comes home don’t fuck her.

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