A man gets a blow job from a woman at work.

Feeling guilty, he runs to the nearest church looking to confess his sins. He checks the confessional but the priest is nowhere to be found. He sees an alter boy and thinks maybe he’ll know what punishment the priest usually gives for infidelity.

He approaches the alter boy and says “Hey kid, what does the priest give for a blow job?”

The alter boy responds without looking up “Well, it’s changed over the years but lately it’s been two Kit-Kats and a Pepsi.”

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