A man find himself feeling really, really, very horny but also short on money.

Nevertheless, he heads to his local bordello in search of some relief.

He walks in, goes to the nice lady at the front desk, and slaps a $5 dollar bill on the counter. “Lady, this is all the money I got, but I really need some satisfaction, if you get my meaning. What can you do for me?”

The nice lady says, “Well, we don’t usually do this,” she snatches money from the counter, “but if you go down the hall, third door on your RIGHT, you should find what you need.”

The man thanks her, then makes his way down the hall to the third door on the right and goes in. In the middle of room on the floor is a mattress, and on that mattress is a chicken.

At first, the man is grossed out. “This is disgusting, I would never.” But soon, his urges get the best him and he ends up having sex with the chicken. He leaves the bordello with a smile and is surprised at how much he enjoyed himself.

The next day, the man finds himself really very horny again, with even less money. Still, he heads back to the bordello hoping to get lucky again.

He walks in, goes to the nice lady at the front desk, and puts 3 wrinkly dollar bills on the counter. “Lady, this is all the money I got, but I really need some satisfaction, if you get my meaning. What can you do for me?”

The nice lady says, “You again, huh?” she snatches money from the counter, “Go down the hall, third door on your LEFT, you’ll find what you need.”

The man thanks her, then makes his way down the hall to the third door on the left and goes in.

This room is set up as a theater, and there are several men jerking off to a video playing of a man having sex with an inflatable doll.

Our hero sees this and exclaims in disgust, “This is terrible. I can’t get off on this. This is some depraved shit.”

One of other patrons hears him and says, “Aww, this is nothin’. Yesterday, we seen some guy fuckin’ a chicken!”

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