A man enters a cafetaria and is welcomed by a pretty girl behind the counter. While browsing through the menu, he notices that its last item reads: ‘handjob – $15’.

The girl asks: ‘Can I help?

‘Yes,’ says the man, ‘the handjob, are you the one giving them?’

The lady winks and says: ‘I sure am handsome!’

The man: ‘Could you then wash your hands, I’d like to order a hamburger.’

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