A man dies, goes to heaven, and sees a wall full of clocks.

The man asks God what all the clocks are for, and God explains, “these are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Every time a person lies, the clock hands move.”

Pointing to one, the man says, “Whose clock is that?”

“That’s George Washington’s”, God answers. “The hands have never moved, indicating he never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” the man responds. “And whose clock is that?”

God responds. “That’s Barack Obama’s. The hands move, but very rarely, which means he doesn’t lie much in his life.”

“Where is Donald Trump’s clock?” the man asks.

“Trump’s clock is in Jesus’ office,” God says. “He uses it as a fan.”

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