A man dies and arrives in Heaven.

As he’s standing in the Pearly Gates, he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter.

He asks, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter replies, “Those are repost clocks. Every time there is a repost on Reddit, the clock’s hands move.”

Oh! What subreddit is that?” he says, pointing.

“That’s r/aww‘s clock. It’s hands have never moved.”

“Wow! And who’s clock is that?”

“That’s r/superbowl‘s clock. It’s hands have only moved twice.”

The man asks, “Where’s r/jokes‘s clock?”

St. Peter replies, “We’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

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