A man dies and arrives at the gates of heaven.

St Peter welcomes him with “this is the gate to eternal happiness, to enter you must tell me a selfless action you did in your life on earth.”

The man thinks for a while and replies “Well there was this one time… this kid knocked over some motor cycles and a group of angry drunken bikers came out threatening to kill him. Naturally I felt bad for the kid so I stepped in to stop them. I asked for the leader of the group and told him we were gonna settle it like men.”

St Peter was impressed “Wow! When did this happen?”

Looking at his watch the man responds “about 35 seconds ago.”

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