As he’s standing at the Pearly Gates, he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St Peter.
He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St Peter replied, “Those are lie clocks, every time someone tells a lie, the hands on their clock move.”
“Oh! Whose clock is that?” He says pointing.
“That’s Mother Theresa’s clock, it’s hands have never moved.”
“Wow! And whose clock is that?”
“That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock, it’s hands have only moved twice.”
The man asks, “Where is Boris Johnson’s clock?”
St Peter replies, “We’re using it as a ceiling fan”