The devil took him to the first room.
The room was empty except for a pool of scalding hot water. The man saw George Bush, jump into the pool, climb out and jump back in again. The devil said “That’s his punishment. He has to jump into the pool for eternity. If you pick this room, you take his place.”
The man hurriedly asked for option 2. So they went to the next room.
This room was filled with rocks. The man could make out Obama continuously smashing rocks. The devil said “That’s his punishment. He must smash rocks for eternity. If you pick this room, you take his place.”
The man asked for option 3.
This room was magnificent. It had a massive king size bed, a table full of delicacies and just the works. On the bed, the man saw Trump having sex with Mia Khalifa. The man jumped with joy and exclaimed “This room! I pick this room!”
“Are you sure?” the devil asked
“Okay then, Mia you can leave. This man here will be taking your place.”