He asked God: God please give me a child, it’s all in the world I would ever want and the one thing I ask of you. If it’s is a boy let him be a thief, If it’s a girl let her be a cunt,
Just please Dear Lord grant me a child I may raise and love.
And so God granted him his wish and soon his wife became with child and gave him a baby boy. And the father was happy, and raised him as best he could.
18 years later the child came to the father and said: Father, you have raised me well and I wish to succeed in life, so I have decided to become a lawyer.
The father leaves and goes straight to church and yells: God I said a thief OR a cunt NOT BOTH!!!