A man comes to visit his friend…

…and notices a huge, asian gong in his living room. So he asks him, why does he have such a huge gong. “Oh, that is no gong, it’s a talking clock! Here, let me show you!”

He grabs a mallet and hits the gong with full force. And from the next apartment could be heard: “ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS MATE?! IT’S THREE IN THE MORNING!”