A man bursts into a sperm bank, wearing a mask and weilding a gun.

He goes to the woman behind the counter, puts the gun in her face and screams “OPEN THE VAULT!” She timidly stammers, “Sir, this is a sperm bank. There’s no money…” He cocks the gun and screams, “I SAID OPEN IT!!!” She reluctantly leads him to the big freezer, “see” she says, “it’s just test tubes and specimens.” “DRINK ONE!” shouts the gunman. “Well, sir… I Never…” stammers the clerk. BANG! He fires a shot into the ceiling. So, she opens the bottle and drinks the contents. The gunman takes of his mask, it’s her husband! He says, “Now, was that So bad?”

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