A man bought a parrot that would not stop cursing.

After some time the man grew tired of the parrot’s potty mouth.

He tells the parrot, “if you don’t stop using such profanity I’m going to stick you in the freezer!”

The parrot replies by telling the man to fuck off, so the man puts the parrot in the freezer.

After sometime the man opens the freezer and asks the parrot if he is ready to behave.

The parrot replies “oh yes sir, yes. I will be a good parrot from here on out. But sir, if I may ask, what did the chicken do?”

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