A man boards a plane and, to his surprise, finds the pope in the seat next to him…

Shortly after takeoff, the pope opens the newspaper and starts working on the crossword puzzle. Almost immediately the pope turns to the man and says, “Execuse me, do you know a four-letter word that ends in ‘unt’ and refers to a woman?”

Just one word leapt to mind, an extremely vulgar one. The man thinks to himself, “I can’t suggest that word to the pope. There must be another word . . .”

Then it hits him. He turns to the pope and says, “I think the word you’re looking for is ‘aunt.’ ”

“Of course!” Exclaims the pope. “I don’t suppose you have an eraser?”

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