and there is a guy on the dance floor giving it hell. Breakdancing, doing back flips, moon walking, the works. Wife says “See that guy ? Fifteen years ago, he asked me to marry him, but I turned him down.” Husband replies, “Yeah, and it looks like he’s still celebrating !”
- My sister has two kids, 7 and 9
- My girlfriend says she can’t cope with delivering any more babies.