A man and his wife were in court to get a divorce.

A man and his wife were in court to get a divorce. The problem in contention was, who should have the possession of the child?

The man or the woman?

The woman jumped up and said “My Lord, I am the mother of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour. I am entitled to having her”

The judge then turned to the man and gave him the chance to defend himself.

The man said, “My lord, I have a question, when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machine?”

The judge is yet to pass the judgement.

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