Their marriage has been on the rocks lately, and the wife blames it on the newfound piousness of the husband. Even now, she’s trying to sleep early for work tomorrow but the man still has the lamp on; reading his bible in silence.
She didn’t mind it at first, but then her husband started losing interest in sex. This was her main problem.
As she was about to sleep, she feels a tingling sensation in her pants. She half-opens her eyes and sees her husband fingering her so good unlike anything she ever felt in her life. A few moments later, she comes. She proceeds to undress hastily, but her husband stops her.
“Honey, put your clothes back on.”
He goes back to his bible, and splits two pages stuck together.
“I just needed to wet my fingers.”